The Mo is Hacked…

Most of us have seen what happens when a computer is hacked, but a Mo???  I woke up this morning to find half my Mo gone down to the stubs. Now I am one of the world’s deepest sleepers, and I’m constantly reminded that she could only barely put up with it, but hacking it off in my sleep???  When you think of a deep sleep, you don’t usually think of sharp instruments…

Mo hacking 1

Of course, all culpability was denied, now there was a surprise…  And no bits and pieces on the pillow???  How did that happen???  Well you can’t really go out in public with half a Mo can you?  Women are so much more clever than men… You don’t have to tell them how deep you sleep (and snore), so what fun did we have last night???

Well, that’s if for another 10 months and 27 days… Good luck the rest of you blokes…

 

 

To Mow the Mo or not to Mow

So there is a crisis in the Allen Household, to Mow the Mo, or not to Mow the Mo.  The problem with being a bloke is that whenever you try to hide something from the misses, she finds out…  Well, the Mo is getting pretty hard to hide.  When I first had it and looked like an albino walrus with milk spilled on my upper lip, she would just randomly toss a serviette at me telling me to wipe the mess off.  Well, even she eventually noticed that it wasn’t wiping off.  And then it grew into the real thing, nightmare…  Like every Mo-man’s woman on the planet, she’d been counting down the hours until midnight last night to get out the razor for the morning attack on the Mo.  So, I got up at O-Dark-Hundred this morning to take the dogs for an extra long run.  But now the store is going to close and I have to go back and face the music…

What do I do???  I can’t hide it any more…  Looks like no more Mo no more…

Become a Mo Bro Now…

It’s November 1st, the time to Mo is now.  During November each year, Movember is responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces in the UK and around the world.  The aim of which is to raise vital funds and awareness for men’s health,  specifically prostate cancer and testicular cancer.

Once registered at movember.com each Mo Bro must begin the 1st of Movember with a clean shaven face. For the entire month each Mo Bro must  grow and groom a moustache. There is to be no joining of the mo to the sideburns (that’s considered a beard), there’s to be no joining of the handlebars to the chin (that’s considered a goatee) and each Mo Bro must  conduct himself like a true gentleman.