The Mo is Hacked…

Most of us have seen what happens when a computer is hacked, but a Mo???  I woke up this morning to find half my Mo gone down to the stubs. Now I am one of the world’s deepest sleepers, and I’m constantly reminded that she could only barely put up with it, but hacking it off in my sleep???  When you think of a deep sleep, you don’t usually think of sharp instruments…

Mo hacking 1

Of course, all culpability was denied, now there was a surprise…  And no bits and pieces on the pillow???  How did that happen???  Well you can’t really go out in public with half a Mo can you?  Women are so much more clever than men… You don’t have to tell them how deep you sleep (and snore), so what fun did we have last night???

Well, that’s if for another 10 months and 27 days… Good luck the rest of you blokes…



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